date someone who uses their turn signal
Dani. 18. USA. You’ll learn that you’ll get up and make a total fool of yourself, and survive. That’s the key thing. Failure is inevitable, but you survive.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Life’s going pretty good. My best friend is visiting in 22 days, my Relay team seems excited, I have a She’s The First Meeting tonight and a WVAU meeting on Sunday. It’s going to be a really productive day. Also- my profile pic got a lot of likes
English language and literature, University of South Carolina
"Literally" speaking: Youth language, prescriptivism, and ideology